iRack
Well, what with all the spotlight Apple is getting of late, what better way to pay tribute than to have a look at things to come in the future from the Cupertino based computer company.
Enjoy!
Archive for the ‘ Comedy / Humour ’ Category
iPhone frenzy
Well, the iPhone is finally to hit the shops, stateside after months of much hype. So, there is no need for me to hype it too much. By now, we know all the cool features and I will be the first to admit that Apple have hit upon a very revolutionary product here. To put it simply, I want one. But I will have to wait a few more months before it’s European release and even then I might just wait until the 2nd or 3rd generation models.
Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)
So, i’m goin a bit of hard drive cleaning up in the never ending quest to get everthing organised or at least the system by which to keep it that way. Anyway, enough about that, I found some dirty nursery rhyme jokes!! Enjoy!
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
…but she didn’t wear that one very often
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said f**k him, He’s only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there’s little Franky.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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