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Well, what with all the spotlight Apple is getting of late, what better way to pay tribute than to have a look at things to come in the future from the Cupertino based computer company.
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Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)
So, i’m goin a bit of hard drive cleaning up in the never ending quest to get everthing organised or at least the system by which to keep it that way. Anyway, enough about that, I found some dirty nursery rhyme jokes!! Enjoy!
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
…but she didn’t wear that one very often
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said f**k him, He’s only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there’s little Franky.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
Bye, Bye, Trailer Park Boys
Well I’ve just watched the final episode of one of my favourite ever television shows. I’m going to miss the escapades of Ricky, Julian and Bubbles and indeed all the residents of Sunny Vale trailer park. The Canadian show Trailer Park Boys is one of the best things to hit our screens. It is a brilliantly made, pretend to be documentary on the lives of a gang of dope smoking, alcoholic, jail loving layabouts who above all, have a good life!
Yes, life is good at Sunny Vale and as you hear the opening music you wonder what is going to go down this time. The boys are always on the quest to make money and will go to the most extraordinary ways to get it. The characters are all brilliantly written and we can really identify with them. Well, if you haven’t seen it already, you’re missing out, big time. I won’t go into what it’s all about here, you either know it or you don’t. There are seven seasons in total, plus a movie, a pilot movie, and a documentary. I’ve watched them all. And I love them. This is must see television. For more info go to the official website here
Or watch some on here.
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