Archive for June, 2007

So, this whole blog thing…

Well, I’ve been tipping away at this blog for the last few weeks and haven’t made it public yet (in that I haven’t told anybody about it per-say), so I’m just posting some random bits and pieces until I can see some structure in it.

Content wise, it’s going to be about everything that interests me and I aim to keep it all positive as much as possible. I will be filling in the blanks back as far as January of this year, but the official start is from June. I hope to have the main ITISON site back up by the end of July. I feel if I write that here, then I will get it done! It’s just going to have some examples of work and the usual things you need to have on a business website.

Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

So, i’m goin a bit of hard drive cleaning up in the never ending quest to get everthing organised or at least the system by which to keep it that way. Anyway, enough about that, I found some dirty nursery rhyme jokes!! Enjoy!

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
…but she didn’t wear that one very often

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said f**k him, He’s only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there’s little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.

Just digging.

Not that I need reminding but I’ve been going though my gigabytes of files and trying to put some order on them. I back stuff up regularly, but this means the files are not readily accessible. I use a program called CDFinder to catalogue all backed up cds an dvds so that it’s easy to find files without loading the discs. Its a very handy program, but I also need to keep a lot of stuff on external drives so I can have easy access to them. My total personal storage is well over 2TB (terrabytes) and although this includes a couple of damaged Lacie drives which I avoid using, it is still a hugh amount. Video is by far the biggest occupant of drive space and I like to keep all my video work on dedicated drives. But for some projects it just spills over and sometime things get lost (for a while). So as well as my usual Inbox / Outbox file management systems I would like to use something like smart tagging to find files. Automator allows adding annotations to any file Quicktime will play. This is very handy but it doesn’t allow you to add words in the Keywords dialogue box. What I would like is an application that is somewhere between iVideo and Postmap for better organising of video files. Anyway enough on that. My favourite new app is Journler which is simply an amazing organisational tool. From now on, clippings, pdfs and other research items will go in here for better sorting of thought and ideas. This is a great application and is free for personal use. I purchased it because I feel it is an essential tool for my both in business and in life. Try it now from here. (Oh, it is a Mac app and let it be known that most software I review here is for Mac unless stated)

Here is something I found to remind me to get a certain project finished. It was started a long time ago but will be worth while when it is complete. Although it is a big project the main reason it’s still in progress is that so many other things have needed my attention beforehand. Anyway its coming soon enough and I will add some preview clips up here in a few days.