Archive for June 20th, 2007

Íse: the voice of an angel

Ise @ The Project 12th June 2007

There is a wonderful artist out there called Íse and you really have to hear her. She is incredible, has the voice of an angel and coincidentally has an album out (her debut) called Angel One. I went to see her last Tuesday (12/6) performing at the Project. Well I actually went to film her performance for her as a means of promoting her music to a wider audience. The show was amazing, it truly was. I will be putting it up online once I get this music video I am currently working on for The Pale out of the way this week. Stay tuned.

Anyway, Íse deserves a bigger audience and more recognition. The best way to do this of course is to buy her music. Check it out on her Myspace page here and please pass it on to anybody you think would like the music. I highly recommend that you go buy the single ‘2 worlds’ for 99c. You can get it here. You can pay with Credit Card and Paypal and you can also pay from credit on your mobile. The album is available from her own website here and soon too from all the usual online retailers. So go on, what are you waiting for!!!

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So, this whole blog thing…

Well, I’ve been tipping away at this blog for the last few weeks and haven’t made it public yet (in that I haven’t told anybody about it per-say), so I’m just posting some random bits and pieces until I can see some structure in it.

Content wise, it’s going to be about everything that interests me and I aim to keep it all positive as much as possible. I will be filling in the blanks back as far as January of this year, but the official start is from June. I hope to have the main ITISON site back up by the end of July. I feel if I write that here, then I will get it done! It’s just going to have some examples of work and the usual things you need to have on a business website.

Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

So, i’m goin a bit of hard drive cleaning up in the never ending quest to get everthing organised or at least the system by which to keep it that way. Anyway, enough about that, I found some dirty nursery rhyme jokes!! Enjoy!

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
…but she didn’t wear that one very often

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said f**k him, He’s only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there’s little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.